The sumptuary scandal in Britain that is pillorying Members of Parliament for abuse (and sometimes merely use) of the law that allows them to seek re-embursement for expenses on necessary second homes soon will be refashioned as an American story in news outlets near you. That's a prediction. You read it here first.
I suspect that there are American editors already salivating over the juicy sweetmeats uncovered by their London counterparts. Under a Freedom of Information law rashly imposed on Parliament by Parliament itself, an enterprising female sleuth was about to publish the sometimes embarrassing details of the MPs' expense charges. So a male individual with insider access to the records decided to be even more enterprising and peddle the information on Fleet Street. The London Times didn't come up with the price, but the Telegraph apparently did. (No one but the Speaker of the House seems to mind much about the rogue who profited from his privileged access to public documents.) The Telegraph is reporting day after day on the MPs who claimed questionable expenses and the rest of the press is right behind. They perform the journalistic equivalent of a strip-tease, dropping a sexy new item each day.
There is the case of the Honorable Douglas Hogg, a Lincolnshire squire who claimed expenses for clearing a moat (he's a Conservative MP, wouldn't you know?). There is Mr. Ben Chapman (no relation--though, come to think of it, we must be related somewhere back in the medieval murk, mustn't we?), a Labourite who over-claimed 15,000 pounds for a mortgage. One Tory apparently acquired funds to compensate him for steer manure for his garden (a Bourgeoise sort of temptation that the garden-mad English probably can forgive), while Margaret Moran, Labourite, charged for repairing dry rot at a seaside house that is far from her constituency and is owned by her husband. Mr. Chris Huhne, a Liberal Democrat millionaire, billed the taxpayers for "lavratory rolls" (toilet paper), "fluffy dusters" and "chocolate HobNobs".
Meanwhile, the Speaker, Michael Martin, was far too sanguine about it all, and, further, had the cheek to call for investigation of the leaker. So he has been forced to resign, the first Speaker to be defrocked in 300 years.
Much of the clamor is unfair. The country gentleman with the moat says he really didn't mean to charge for its clearing, but for some other expense that happened to be listed on the same invoice (the moat was in the eye of his accusers). And most MPs' expenses really were legal, their re-embursement merely an ill-advised, but understandable way to let parliamentarians recoup some of the cost of maintaining a house in their constituencies as well as in London. Still, the public is disgusted (or are disgusted, as the English say) or at least claims (claim) to be disgusted. I think the public is titilated, too. Hangings have always been popular in England.
But, a desire to knock off the toffs is at least as strong on this side of the Pond. Even though Members of Congress do not get paid for the homes back in their districts--and instead wisely take a bigger salary than their English cousins, $174,000 US versus about $95,000 equivalent for the Brits--they do get lots of potentially interesting little breaks in travel, per diems ands other re-embursements that can be examined and exposed. It usually is petty bounty for a slow news day, but now, in the aftermath of the English scandals, it will appear to questing reporters like El Dorado itself.
Watch for it. Will the American scandal re-make take one week or two to produce? In any case, prepare to be terribly shocked.